My Life as an Artist

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thedarklordfluffypoopykinz:

lowwbloods:

krakenguard:

izzayronii:

babytaeminlove:

hewasthedrummer:

lindseyway:

Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users have already been killed and you’re next.
That is, if you reblog this, he’ll let you live. Now, do it. My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died. I warned her but she didn’t

ok tumblr srsly i fricking hate you but that fricking picture ok i’ll reblog this

frickfrickfrickfrick

this is just so i can sleep alright tonight…

… God only knows, I’d probably react with ‘hey, buddy! wanna cuddle?’

yall too frickin paranoid wtf

Are you guys even serious right now? Okay Imma lay down the cold hard facts on ys here, so listen up. You see that picture? You see that picture right there? That creature sittin’ in the bed in that picture? All up and being welcoming, asking you to come to bed so it can rip your throat out? That there dear children, is The Rake. He is a Creepypasta, though not originally, he first appeared in the Something Awful Forums, though he was created on 4chan if my sources prove accurate. Here’s a link to his Slenderman wiki page. This is a link to his Creepypasta page. Not up to the Creepypasta page? This link will lead you to Know Your Meme and it talks about The Rake in a much less scary light. Now let me throw in a few details that the page doesn’t mention. For one thing, The Rake is very similar to a Wendigo (shout out to the Supernatural fans yo). For those of you that don’t know and don’t have time to look, here’s a summary of the basics behind those links. The  Rake is known to pick a person to stalk and then he will watch them as they sleep and whisper to them while they sleep, sometimes allowing himself to be seen, to the point that he drives his chosen victim to insanity (much like Slenderman.) However The Rake, unlike Slenderman does not have an age preference for his victim’s, whereas Slenderman will pick his victim’s at childhood and usually goes after children. The Rake is known to whisper these specific things when he’s spotted; "hungry…so hungry…thirsty…cold…so cold." And ect. Now this is the bit that makes him very similar to a Wendigo. Because they already have a very similar description: Whispers about being hungry, thirsty and cold, the physical descriptions match up, and they both hunt people. But no matter how many they eat their hungry only grows stronger. They’re superfast, and while a Wendigo can probably be killed, The Rake is rather a harder case to deal with. So The Rake may very well be a Wendigo. Now a Wendigo is a creature that was once a human man, (usually,) but due to a harsh winter or some other thing, he ends up killing and eating his family for lack of food. Then they become addicted to human flesh, and continue to murder people in order to eat them, usually raw, and this turns him into a monster, born of sin and greed, he loses him humanity (though really he threw it away on his own long ago,) and with it loses all semblance of his human form. That is a Wendigo. Mind you these things aren’t real, however, there is a mental disorder known as Wendigo Psychosis, which occurs when a person tastes human flesh and becomes addicted to it, choosing to become a cannibal. But back to The Rake. He is by far not the most evil out there either. The most evil is Zalgo. 
Bottom line though? The pictuce above has nothing to do with bullcrappy chainmail, and you shouldn’t be afraid of it killing you for not reblogging it. 
Now, enjoy your new found information, and you’d better click those links at some point because it took me forever to find accurate enough ones for you.

thedarklordfluffypoopykinz:

lowwbloods:

krakenguard:

izzayronii:

babytaeminlove:

hewasthedrummer:

lindseyway:

Story goes that this entity is the most evil known out there and it seems to seek people of all ages that do not reblog this. The name non-tumblr users have already been killed and you’re next.

That is, if you reblog this, he’ll let you live. Now, do it. My friend Katy didn’t know how to reblog and within the hour, she died. I warned her but she didn’t

ok tumblr srsly i fricking hate you but that fricking picture ok i’ll reblog this

frickfrickfrickfrick

this is just so i can sleep alright tonight…

… God only knows, I’d probably react with ‘hey, buddy! wanna cuddle?’

yall too frickin paranoid wtf

Are you guys even serious right now? Okay Imma lay down the cold hard facts on ys here, so listen up. You see that picture? You see that picture right there? That creature sittin’ in the bed in that picture? All up and being welcoming, asking you to come to bed so it can rip your throat out? That there dear children, is The Rake. He is a Creepypasta, though not originally, he first appeared in the Something Awful Forums, though he was created on 4chan if my sources prove accurate. Here’s a link to his Slenderman wiki page. This is a link to his Creepypasta page. Not up to the Creepypasta page? This link will lead you to Know Your Meme and it talks about The Rake in a much less scary light. Now let me throw in a few details that the page doesn’t mention. For one thing, The Rake is very similar to a Wendigo (shout out to the Supernatural fans yo). For those of you that don’t know and don’t have time to look, here’s a summary of the basics behind those links. The  Rake is known to pick a person to stalk and then he will watch them as they sleep and whisper to them while they sleep, sometimes allowing himself to be seen, to the point that he drives his chosen victim to insanity (much like Slenderman.) However The Rake, unlike Slenderman does not have an age preference for his victim’s, whereas Slenderman will pick his victim’s at childhood and usually goes after children. The Rake is known to whisper these specific things when he’s spotted; "hungry…so hungry…thirsty…cold…so cold." And ect. Now this is the bit that makes him very similar to a Wendigo. Because they already have a very similar description: Whispers about being hungry, thirsty and cold, the physical descriptions match up, and they both hunt people. But no matter how many they eat their hungry only grows stronger. They’re superfast, and while a Wendigo can probably be killed, The Rake is rather a harder case to deal with. So The Rake may very well be a Wendigo. Now a Wendigo is a creature that was once a human man, (usually,) but due to a harsh winter or some other thing, he ends up killing and eating his family for lack of food. Then they become addicted to human flesh, and continue to murder people in order to eat them, usually raw, and this turns him into a monster, born of sin and greed, he loses him humanity (though really he threw it away on his own long ago,) and with it loses all semblance of his human form. That is a Wendigo. Mind you these things aren’t real, however, there is a mental disorder known as Wendigo Psychosis, which occurs when a person tastes human flesh and becomes addicted to it, choosing to become a cannibal. But back to The Rake. He is by far not the most evil out there either. The most evil is Zalgo. 

Bottom line though? The pictuce above has nothing to do with bullcrappy chainmail, and you shouldn’t be afraid of it killing you for not reblogging it. 

Now, enjoy your new found information, and you’d better click those links at some point because it took me forever to find accurate enough ones for you.

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thats-slightly-raven:

phantomofthe0prah:

thats-slightly-raven:

I underreact in serious situations and then overreact in really simple circumstances like once I set my eyebrow on fire and I was just like ‘oh dear’ and then the other day I couldn’t open a can of coke and I screamed ‘I’m dying’, I just really don’t know.

how do you set your eyebrow on fire

I was sniffing a candle and it all went a bit tits up idk man it just happens sometimes

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camillekaze:

Weird Science [pt. 1]
In which Sherlock manages to create a cloning apparatus in the kitchen of 221b.  To be continued…
On a side note, let’s all be cool and pretend that the science makes sense kthnxbai

camillekaze:

Weird Science [pt. 1]

In which Sherlock manages to create a cloning apparatus in the kitchen of 221b.  To be continued…

On a side note, let’s all be cool and pretend that the science makes sense kthnxbai

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